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Brandi Glanville hoped to repair her estranged relationship with her father on Monday night’s episode of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills.
The outspoken, party girl took Yolanda Foster to her hometown of Sacramento, Calif. in hopes of reconnecting with her family.
“My hope is to get back on track with my dad. I love that man like crazy,” Brandi admitted, revealing he hasn’t answered her calls or texts for several months.
“I just want to live a normal life, but my family has been falling apart,” she said. “My dad is upset about my book because I said he was a drug dealer. Really, he was a marijuana grower. I don’t see the difference. My dad was a hippie,” Brandi explained.
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As Brandi began to tear up, Yolanda told her to “take a deep breath.”
“I know you have a lot of unresolved issues, but at the end of the day, you have to try to let it go,” the wise Yolanda told her friend.
At Brandi’s book signing, she met up with her family and celebrated her dad’s birthday.
“I’m worried and have mixed emotions… My dad is the only man in my life and when I have problems with my rock, I kind of fall apart,” Brandi revealed.
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She and her dad had a heart-to-heart and appeared to take baby steps in repairing their relationship.
“We have a lot of issues. This is a big step,” Brandi’s dad said. “We will go forward. I love you… It will get better.”
“I love you dad,” Brandi said, hugging him.
“No matter how much of an adult I have to act like, I still need my dad,” she cried to the cameras.
With the family drama behind her, Brandi returned to Beverly Hills to find housewives drama brewing.
Over drinks with Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards, Brandi accused the Vanderpump Rules star of treating her like a child.
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“Listen, I’m a grown woman,” Brandi told Lisa.
“Yeah, but I’m still going to look after you,” Lisa said.
“Lisa mothers me so much. I already have a mother, and she doesn’t nag me,” Brandi said to the cameras.
“Anything I tell her to do, she won’t listen,” Lisa told Kyle.
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“Cause I don’t want to be told what to do,” Brandi said. “I’m fine.”
“She is always mom-ing me. It’s overbearing. Lisa likes to point out my weaknesses a lot to remind me she is stronger than me,” Brandi vented.
Meanwhile, Carlton prepared for her annual pool party – by auditioning a bevy of sexy strippers she hopes to hire.
“There is nothing negative about what we’re doing,” Carlton said. “It’s a celebration of women.”
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The women stripped down to their underwear and began to dance around the pole for Carlton and her friends.
“They did a pretty decent job. I mean, not to the level I really expected and wanted to see,” an unimpressed Carlton told the cameras. “I want someone who knows how to work a pole in a positive way.”
Finally, Carlton’s prayers were answered. The final woman to audition didn’t hold back, as she climbed the pole and swung around it doing flips and splits. Carlton hired her on the spot.
Later, Joyce Giraud and her husband Michael Ohoven take to the gun range after two masked robbers tried to attack them at home. Explaining the “incident” to the instructor, Joyce revealed: “On a Sunday night, we had two guys walking up our driveway coming straight to us with two shotguns.”
The intruders never got into their home though, thanks to their boxer pup, “who is trained to attack,” the former Miss Puerto Rico further explained.
“The boxer saved us,” Michael added.
“After that experience, I bought machetes, pepper spray, and I have bats behind every curtain. I’m going to be ready,” she told the Bravo cameras.
Next, Joyce explained that she wanted to take a self-defense class with the other gals.
Things got out of hand when Yolanda seemed not to understand the teacher’s instructions and almost choked him to death.
“That was very close to my perfect ending,” he joked.
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NeNe Leakes is throwing some major shade at her The Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star Porsha Stewart!
After Sunday’s episode of RHOA aired, in which Leakes was furious to find out Stewart had moved into her neighborhood without even telling her — and called her a “bad friend” — the reality TV diva elaborated to Watch What Happens Live host Andy Cohen.
“Being a friend is not a one-way street. I can’t just always be there for you and you never be there for me. It’s just not cool,” Leakes said about Stewart. “I hate friends that are always pulling and taking from you and never give. I think Porsha’s great, but she just has a lot to learn.”
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Stewart has been front and center on RHOA this season with her messy divorce from football player Kordell Stewart and new single life being explored. She raised eyebrows by buying an 8,000 sq. foot Atlanta home for herself.
When a Watch What Happens Live fan asked Leakes if she had any advice for Stewart, she laughed, “I’ve had so much advice for Porsha over this whole divorce thing, so I don’t have any more to give. I’m going to need somebody to give ME some advice. But I think Porsha’s doing fine now.”
Leakes isn’t such a big fan of another co-star, Kenya Moore.
When asked about Moore’s mysterious African boyfriend, who allegedly bought her a Bentley, Leakes just chuckled in apparent disbelief to Bravo’s Cohen.
She later implied Moore would be nothing without her, saying, “Every episode Kenya talks about me. I get why, honey. I get why!”
And when asked why she refuses to be in Kandi Burruss‘ upcoming play about her life, Leakes said, “I don’t think I’m too good to be in Kandi’s play.
“What I said — and I’ll say it again — when you get to a certain place in your career, you don’t have to take every job that’s being offered to you. So I’m in a place now where I can sift through things. I don’t have to take everything.
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“I passed on so many things because everything isn’t good for me or good for my career so in order for Kandi and I to stay where we are, it’s best we not work together,” she slyly said.
Incredibly, however, Leakes said she had no opinion on Burruss’ meddling mother, Mama Joyce!
But she told Cohen that co-star Cynthia Bailey is her bestie — even though she recently made her cry on the show with comments about her parenting of daughter Noelle.
“Cynthia and I talk several times a day, almost every day so we’re friends on and off screen,” she said.
Of Bailey and her husband Peter Thomas‘ recent marital strife, Leakes commented, “It’s their problem. Everybody’s marriage is different and Peter’s outspoken and Cynthia’s a little bit more mild-mannered. I think Cynthia can handle him, though.”
Leakes said she has been in touch with another co-star, Kim Zolciak, who recently gave birth to twins.
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“I texted with Kim and congratulated her and she’s texted with me and all those things. I’ve been meaning to get over [to her house] and drop off some Pampers. I know that she needs them.”
Cohen wondered if Leakes would like Zolciak to ever return to RHOA.
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“I’m not against Kim returning to The Real Housewives of Atlanta as long as she’s willing to work,” she told Cohen. Oh, snap!
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Giada De Laurentiis had a Julia Child moment Saturday during the Food Network’s annual Thanksgiving Live special.
Appearing along with Alton Brown, Bobby Flay and Ina Garten, De Laurentiis managed to badly cut her finger when her knife slipped while she was slicing a turkey roll she’d just made.
“She seemed to go pale and got very quiet putting pressure on it and whispering to Ina that it was bad,” an eyewitness tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She looked like she was about to faint.”
The show broke for commercial and when it returned, Brown announced De Laurentiis had left the set to get medical attention.
The episode brought back memories of one of Saturday Night Live‘s most iconic sketches featuring Dan Aykroyd as the legendary Julia Child who once cut her hand and bled while taping an episode of her classic cooking show, The French Chef.
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But the show must go on, and De Laurentiis came back about 15 minutes later with her finger bandaged.
She explained it had bled quite a bit but with a cold compress and lots of pressure, the on-set medic had gotten it to stop.
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In the Food Network’s follow-up website program, Hangout After the Show, De Laurentiis even gamely took on plenty of good-natured ribbing of her fellow chefs.
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The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco and her fiancé Ryan Sweeting plan to abandon Hollywood… for a whole other universe!
Cuoco and Sweeting, who got engaged in September after dating for just three months, want to move to a ranch outside Los Angeles “as soon as they get married,” a pal of the pair dished to RadarOnline.com.
“They are scouting ranch and farm properties adjacent to but outside Los Angeles county” for a homestead the animal-obsessed pair plan to fill with creatures big and small, the source said.
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The sitcom beauty, who is well known for riding horses, “is tired of her big, luxurious house in Studio City, Calif., and she and Ryan want a much bigger property where they can raise some animals and where she can have more dogs,” the source revealed.
The couple’s mutual love of animals “is the glue of their relationship.
“Once Kaley is done with her show, she wants to devote herself to it year round, and she needs the kind of property where that makes sense,” added the source.