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Egotastic – Julianne Hough’s Booty Drop and Other Fine Things to Ogle


Julianne Hough drops it like it’s hot (The Superficial)

Kate Walsh groped this chick and got all wet (TMZ)

Kate Upton begged for her body, and so do we (FOX)

Selena Gomez goes bra-less in nearly see-through shirt (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton likes to get it on in public (WWTDD)

Prepare yourself because these gifs may be too hot for you (College Humor)

Karlie Kloss who? We’ll take her photobomber (VH1)


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Egotastic – Emily Agnes Nekkid in Playboy Magazine Part Deux, By Popular Demand and Near Riots

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We had a rather warm reception to last week’s announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d’ lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial  of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.

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Emily plays the role of naughty “Insatiable’ vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I’ve been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It’s never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M’s. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Julia Pereira Slender Fine Brazilian Beach Body Tees Up the Weekend

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If you ever needed any inspiration to delight in a summer weekend, how about the fine slender bikini body of Julia Pereira strutting her sweet bikini treats at the beach in Miami. Now, Julia might be a young old hat at this hot body exhibition game, but every time I ogle her tight little booty, I feel like we’re both doing it for the first time again. I think that’s called romantic, but I’m not sure.

If you can’t find time to revel in the summer, you never shall. I implore you to take a load off this weekend, kick up your feet, grab your binoculars and a cold one, and focus your most important sense on some beautiful woman that resembles Julia Pereira. If you can’t find one, use your imagination. Last weekend, I stared for an hour at a rather curvy elm tree. It’s not what you have, it’s what you do with what you have. Enjoy your summer weekend.



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Egotastic – Angie Heyward Joins Naked News; You Get To See Her On Naked News for One-Week Free!


I know, I’m awesome. I had a cousin who told me that once. Not so remarkable save for it’s the only instance of a blood relative ever complimenting me. And that was only after I sent her twenty bucks via Paypal to purchase medical marijuana for her 20-something cataracts. Anyhow, that’s besides that point. I am once again completely awesome as I have convinced the good folks at Naked News to give EgoReaders a one-week free viewing period for Naked News since Angie Heyward is now available in the raw hot news giving flesh. I’m not going to call it a must see, even though, yeah, it is.

Holy Cannolis Angie Heyward in her nekkid entertainment news clips!
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For those that don’t know, Naked News is a completely legit news organization with daily programs on Hollywood, music, pop culture, and events of the day with hot anchors who get completely naked. It’s Entertainment Tonight, except Mary Hart is butt naked. Sure, you can keep watching boring depressing news on TV, or you can watch sexy naked girls delivering the news and occasionally going nude bowling or nude aerobics. That tough choice is up to you, young Padawan. Enjoy.


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Egotastic – Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

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Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can’t let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the ‘bitchy’ label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There’s a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea’s. We wouldn’t even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I’ll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.


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Egotastic – Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures Fifty and Faptastic

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While my forty and faptastic list is rather lengthy, the fifty plus version dwindles rather extensively. Though there are clear and obvious rule breakers. Like Elle Macpherson. On a day when we are celebrating bikini beauties at the beach, how about a sweet homage to the queen bee of hot bikini pictures for three decades now. The Aussie with the hot long lean body who can steal teach the youngin’s a thing or two about strutting in a two piece.

Elle was on vacation on a yacht off the coast of Italy when she decided to don one of her little bikinis and show off front side and backside half-century hotness. She more than caught my eye. She made 10,000 images of her ridiculously alluring surfer girl hotness flash before my eyes. Then I passed out. Then I woke up wondering what time it was and if Elle would respond to my request for an Adult Nursing Relationship post I made to her on Craigslist Palm Beach. So much to think about, and so much Elle sextastic to focus on. Bless you, Ms. Macpherson. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Emily Shaw Changed Her Name to Emily Agnes And Now She’s Playmate of the Month!

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When suddenly my boobtastic object d’lust Emily Shaw disappeared from our sextastic radar, boy, did I get nervous. I thought she had taken her amazing funbags and gone home for good. But, nay, Emily was plotting a much bigger play for her much bigger than average ridiculously hot racktastic. She’s now Emily Agnes and representing England super fine as the July 2014 Playmate of the Month. And, man, in those glasses, that body, the whole naughty secretary thing, wow.

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Shakespeare wrote ‘what’s in a name?’ or something like that. I didn’t pay a heck of a lot of attention to high school. But he’s got a point. Emily Shaw, Emily Agnes, or Lady Boom Boom, it doesn’t matter. I know that ridiculously lust inducing body anywhere. It’s simply mind blowing. Enjoy.


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Egotastic – Jaime Pressly Bikini Booty Vacation Visuals South of the Border

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You know if you’re going down Mexico way and donning your little bikini, we are going to find you. It’s just part of our prime directive. Must show celebrity sextastic in all its preferably candid glory. Candidly hot such as Jaime Pressly parading around the pool and beach in a couple different bikinis, both showing off her wonderful body and that tightly toned thumper of hers.

It’s hard not to have a crush on Jaime from head to toe. I can imagine a bikini beach vacation being rather run with her around. A couple rum punches, some light shopping, followed by me begging for sex for the next six hours. Persistence is my primary move. Jaime, that booty of yours is simply dream inspiring. Left cheek, right cheek, oh, where to begin my journey into Candyland. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Lindsay Lohan Bikini Boat Makeout Photos


Well, Lindsay Lohan certainly did her best to avoid the long arm of the paparazzi lens, but she wasn’t quite out to sea at her Italian resort far enough to escape the clutches our of visual monitors who snapped her as best they could looking mighty fine in her white bikini and making out with some dude. The last part being less unusual than the first.

Anyhow, keep yourself LiLo informed and check out Lindsay Lohan Bikini Makeout Pictures on a watercraft on WWTDD. It’s sort of like seeing Lindsay through beer goggles, which is kind of sweet. Enjoy.


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Egotastic – Cara Brett Nekkid Hot Yam Supremes in Her Own Backyard

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I’m not sure how we overlooked Cara Brett all these wonderful months and years, but EgoReader ‘James’ sure took note and gave me a good lambasting with a side of tongue-lashing. But the manly kind. Indeed, I find it hard to believe I ever missed Cara Brett and her stellar sized funbags. Right there under my nose. I shall do a few Hail Mary’s as penance.

Cara definitely seems quite well equipped to maintain the eyeballs of leering men and Sapphic leaning women. Just seeing her strip out of her swimsuit in her yard makes me believe Cara would be a super fun neighbor. You know, the one you invite over to watch The Oscars a week after the Oscars were on TV then pretend you didn’t realize your mistake. Anything to see Cara in a low cut slinky dress ready for some champagne. Not that I suggest you follow this specific move as it can result in black eye syndrome. But girls like Cara do inspire so much mischief in men. Enjoy.


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