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Egotastic – Juno Temple Topless Gorgeous Skintastic Screencaps from ‘Killer Joe’

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Okay, we get it.  EgoReader ‘JT’ among others has asked, inquired, contributed, or cajoled us to share the beautiful young British actress Juno Temple in her noteworthy topless performance in this past year’s Matthew McConaughey film, Killer Joe. Well, I’m here to tell you that sometimes when you don’t see things on the site it’s for no good reason other than us being lazy at work. Oh, come on, like you’re working a sprint during all six-hours of your dinner shift at Arby’s. Nay. You’re smoking a jay and licking some horseradish packs (perhaps I’m speaking from personal experience).

Nevertheless, I’m glad we complied. Juno Temple is someone to keep an eye on, and those chest puppies, we will definitely keeping those in our viewfinder as well. Enjoy.


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Egotastic – Kim Is Going to Be A Big Ole Fattie, But She Ain’t There Yet, So Let’s Enjoy

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It’s genetic destiny. Every bit as powerful as her innate desire for public attention, fanfare, celebrity cock, and money. Someday, Kim Kardashian is going to be a BBW. There’s not enough amphetamine-laced diet powder in the Kardashian compound pantry to thwart that inevitability.

Kim-Kardashian-on-PlayboyPlusBut, in the interim, between now and fat jeans, there’s still a window of opportunity for booty-lovers and people who have no trouble looking past character flaws on a woman so long as they can get into her pants (we call these people — all men) to visually delight in the outrageous curves on the body of this not actress, not dancer, not entertainer, not singer, not creative individual who isn’t leaving the spotlight until there’s nobody left on this planet who will still stare at her tits. And that person might just be me. Or you. Enjoy.

Remember to check out Kim Kardashian in her bunny birthday suit on PlayboyPlus.

 


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Egotastic – Kim Kardashian Unbuttoned Top Diverts Your Attention from Her Waistline to Her Boob Line

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I’ll say this, the rather large upside of Kim Kardashian packing on a few lbs. and giving a glimpse of her genetic destiny these past couple of months is her campaign to use her massive mammaries to draw the attention of eyes and lenses a foot up from her bulging buffet line to her far more desirable funbag flashing.

Such was the strategy as Kim strolled through the streets of Miami today with her top mostly unbuttoned, her still magnificent sized melons readily peepable from most every angle, a full on slight of hand, err, slight of teat to accentuate the positive. And, yes, it did work. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Sofia Vergara Pimping Kmart and Flashing Hose and Panties Upskirt


I’ve had this odd Sofia Vergara fantasy for some time now and I really need to get it off my chest

I’m a little person. No, I’m not a dwarf, but some type of Martian ray-gun or maybe global warming gases have shrunk me to no more than the size of a thimble — a thimble I hide under while a seamstress sews the buttockal portion of a Sofia Vergara dress that has ripped asunder by sheer force of mighty cheeks. While the sewing lady has her back turned, I make my move, leaping from the table onto Sofia’s lower leg. From there, I ascend her taut gam northward in search of adventure, adventure I find the minute I’m above her hemline, in a magical lands of wonderful textures and smells. Without any hesitation, I continue ascending toward the heavens until, there, I spot it, Sofia Vergara is completely commando, her Colombian delight laid out right before my eyes. This is the point when Sofia feels me poking around her undercrackers, lifts her dress to expose the little man exploring her very personal spaces. She screams. I need to hide, but where? Where? Ah, yes. I plunge into the warm embrace of sanctuary. And I’m not seen or heard from for several weeks thereafter while Sofia wears a permanent smile about town.

Check out the hose-and–panties upskirt Sofia Vergara was flashing over the weekend at a pimping Kmart event and see if you aren’t inspired toward your own Vergara imaginary escapades. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Call of Duty Black Ops 2 Wants You to Battle Your Way in Multiplayer


It’s cheating a little when Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is set in both the Cold War and a dark vision of 2025. The weapons and gear in Black Ops were from the 1960s and at best looked like rough early prototypes of rifles we’d recognize in the Modern Warfare titles. The weapons that I had a chance to run with in my time with Black Ops don’t feel old, retro or early in any way. These tools of destruction are cool, state of the art and totally unrecognizable to those of us who don’t subscribe to Guns & Ammo magazine. But unfamiliar doesn’t mean unappealing. Working the new guns in my first dabble in the new “Pick 10” Custom Class system was extremely satisfying and it really is because customizing my loadout to perfectly support my chosen play style is the awesome.

I had the chance to run the Overflow and Express maps in the Kill Confirmed, Demolition and Team Deathmatch game types recently. Express is set in a 2025 Los Angeles metro train station while Overflow seems to be a recently flooded town in Afghanistan. I mean, there are piece of boats strewn in the middle of the streets in Overflow. Flashfloods in the desert are a real thing but I never knew boats would be part of the equation. The mix of tight indoor spaces, winding walkways and cluttered streets makes Overflow feel much smaller than you initially think. Express has parked trains that you can sneak through to get around to other sides of the station and of course there’s one track that has an active train that will run you over without warning. Great use of vertical spaces both inside the station and out on the tracks mean you’re always going to be walking into an ambush in this one. The low visibility that comes with walking around those train cars is a problem too. Black Ops 2 is meant to appeal to the world of competitive video gaming so the killer train in Express can be turned off to accommodate tournament players or pansies who are afraid of runaway trains.

So yeah, I got a chance to play but it was a limited window. Between actually playing to experience and trying to remember/record what I’m experiencing the notes below are all you’re going to get.

The Executioner is a pistol that apparently functions like a handheld shotgun. You can dual wield them too.  With its quick semi-auto action, this pistol is already one of my favorite secondary weapons. I’m pretty sure there were no handheld shotguns back in the 1980s but who knows.

The Pick 10 system is made more overwhelming by the volume of options you  have and the weapon-specific items available. Most assault rifles can be outfitted with the following attachments: red dot sights, reflex sights, quick draw, fast mag, fore grip, stock, laser sight, select fire, suppressor, full metal jacket, hybrid optic, extended clips, a grenade launcher and –my personal favorite — the MMS optic. That’s a lot of stuff and it’s going to take a lot of concentration and hard decisions to figure out when to use quick draw versus fast mag or fore grip versus stock. Both stock and fore grip increase accuracy but one does it by having you guy hold his gun steady (fore grip) and the other reduced recoil (stock) so you have less sway to deal with. Quick draw gets you aiming down sights quicker but there’s also a Perk that handles that for you. Which do you use if quick ADS is important to you? Same thing with fast mag. You can make your guy a quick reloader with a perk or just make his reloading quick on that particular gun in that particular custom class.

The MMS is a powerful reflex optic that sends a wave of energy out that will briefly reveal enemies behind walls and objects when you’re aiming down the sight. However, using this will disallow other attachments like full metal jacket or long barrel (more killing power) because that would be too imbalanced. There are a lot of tradeoffs like this in the Pick 10 system in general and specifically in the realm of weapon attachments. You can try to have the ultimate weapon whatever but something is going to stop you. Select fire let’s you switch back and forth between semi-auto and full automatic fire but that doesn’t mean you can pair it with just any other attachment to make yourself into a walking tank.

The MA81 assault rifle is already my favorite gun in Black Ops 2. It’s a burst weapon that gets off four rounds per trigger squeeze when most other guns in Call of Duty have usually been limited to three. This thing puts people down. However the MA81 becoming my favorite was a total accident and indicative of the power of the Pick 10 system.

Somebody had created a class with two Wild Cards –these are the “attachments” that take your Pick 10 down to a “Pick 8” essentially but allow you to have two Perks from a category– so that the guy had tremendous speed and durability. He could run fast and for a long time as well as take extra bullet hits and survive explosions or something like that. However, this class had no grenades, no secondary weapon and only one attachment on the primary weapon. That weapon was the MA81 and with all of those super powers, I was a killing machine that could handle most any situation. This Pick 10 thing is going to lead to a cottage industry for loadout fanatics online. It’s not always going to be about gear and attachments. It’s going to be about proper use of Wild Cards and other “softer” attachments and buffs.

The Guardian microwave turret –like all the turrets in Black Ops 2– can be a major problem. The swirly invisible waves of death it sends out also disrupt and confuse your HUD enough that if the waves don’t get you, the bad guys will. And no you can’t run up and knife them before they finish cooking you. It takes EMP grenades and/or entire clips to take down turrets now and this was done specifically to force team work and proper use of custom classes. You’ve got to have an EMP grenade guy on your team now or you won’t be capturing any flags or capture points. Those things are brutal.

This brings us directly to the Scorestreak system –the replacement for the Killstreak reward system. You get remote control cars, airstrikes, hovering gunships and all that by racking up points in one life now instead of simply racking up kills. This means players who like supporting or focusing on the objective (flag capturing and bomb detonating are my thing) will be rewarded for doing what they’re good at too. Turrets like the Guardian are available relatively early in the Scorestreak ladder so that’s why they can be such a dominant force on the battlefield. It’s not hard to imagine a game where a team is able to dominate and entire map with well placed Guardians and some decently skilled players. If they’re going up against a team that doesn’t have enough guys with EMP grenades equipped, things could get ugly quickly. The Scorestreak system will likely go through some tweaking both before and after launch because limiting rewards to just kill streaks kept things nice and simple over the last four Call of Duty games.

We’ll have more on Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 because new details were surely shake loose from my brain in the coming hours and days and I want you all to know everything. Sound off on Facebook and we’ll try to answer any questions that we can.


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Egotastic – Sofia Vergara Is One Fine Looking Forty-Year Old

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I guess today has kind of broken down into a love of ladies from around the equator, and that love of Latina must most definitely include Modern Family actress hottie, Sofia Vergara, who wore tight blue on her way into an appearance on The Chew, which I guess is like The View but with food, but in either case, not intended for me I am quite sure.

Now, I’m not going to mention any names around here, but Lexi in our office says she notices red rug burns on Sofia’s knees, implying she had a great time after the Emmy Awards this past weekend, maybe after that dress splitting wardrobe malfunction. But us guys in the office know it’s just from bending down in prayer, because we dudes always seek out the innocent answer. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Paris Hilton Bikini Vacation in Maui To Relieve the Stress of Her Heiress Lifestyle

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Just when you thought Paris Hilton was going to use her college high school 2nd grade education for some good, maybe get a job, nope, she has to go and lob some slurs that pissed off the gay community, find a new young boy toy, and jet off to Maui for a few days to give herpes to knock boots with her new young toy.

Ah, life is never easy for Billionaire Barbie. I mean, if you discount the wealthy spoiled everything-at-your-fingertips upbringing, and then the trust funds and the sex tape turned highly paid celebrity party hostess gigs overseas, and the 250K credit limit on her AMEX, it’s been rough. So, Paris gets to relax in the Hawaiian surf. And we get to see her in a bikini. We’ll do that deal. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Barbara Palvin Lingerie Pictures Pull a Reverse Paul Bunyan, Creating Wood at Record Rates

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We tried to warn you to look out for up and coming Victoria’s Secret super hottie Barbara Palvin, in her previously brief half nekkid appearances, and, now, shazzam! Barbara Palvin in a full on pictorial for the lingerie retailer and it’s effin’ preposterously hot.

I can’t presume to rank for you where Barbara Palvin will ultimately sit on your own personal list of world class lingerie model hotties, but I will say that if she’s not at least on your Top 10, we’re going to have to take this discussion outside, watch her strut by together in garters and panties, and then re-jigger your calculations. Enjoy.

 

 


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Egotastic – AnnaLynne McCord Lady Nest Flashing on the Red Carpet

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Just when we were talking this morning about how much AnnaLynne McCord loves to flash her body parts, wow, she takes her exhibitionism to an entirely new level, going commando with a high-slit dress and revealing various views of her lady nest on the red carpet at the Lloyd Klein fashion show red carpet.

Just when I thought I wouldn’t need a cold shower (again) before the weekend, well, hello AnnaLynne undercarriage. Enjoy.


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