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Egotastic – Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

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Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can’t let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the ‘bitchy’ label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There’s a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea’s. We wouldn’t even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I’ll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.


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Egotastic – Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures Fifty and Faptastic

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While my forty and faptastic list is rather lengthy, the fifty plus version dwindles rather extensively. Though there are clear and obvious rule breakers. Like Elle Macpherson. On a day when we are celebrating bikini beauties at the beach, how about a sweet homage to the queen bee of hot bikini pictures for three decades now. The Aussie with the hot long lean body who can steal teach the youngin’s a thing or two about strutting in a two piece.

Elle was on vacation on a yacht off the coast of Italy when she decided to don one of her little bikinis and show off front side and backside half-century hotness. She more than caught my eye. She made 10,000 images of her ridiculously alluring surfer girl hotness flash before my eyes. Then I passed out. Then I woke up wondering what time it was and if Elle would respond to my request for an Adult Nursing Relationship post I made to her on Craigslist Palm Beach. So much to think about, and so much Elle sextastic to focus on. Bless you, Ms. Macpherson. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Emily Shaw Changed Her Name to Emily Agnes And Now She’s Playmate of the Month!

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When suddenly my boobtastic object d’lust Emily Shaw disappeared from our sextastic radar, boy, did I get nervous. I thought she had taken her amazing funbags and gone home for good. But, nay, Emily was plotting a much bigger play for her much bigger than average ridiculously hot racktastic. She’s now Emily Agnes and representing England super fine as the July 2014 Playmate of the Month. And, man, in those glasses, that body, the whole naughty secretary thing, wow.

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Shakespeare wrote ‘what’s in a name?’ or something like that. I didn’t pay a heck of a lot of attention to high school. But he’s got a point. Emily Shaw, Emily Agnes, or Lady Boom Boom, it doesn’t matter. I know that ridiculously lust inducing body anywhere. It’s simply mind blowing. Enjoy.


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Egotastic – Jaime Pressly Bikini Booty Vacation Visuals South of the Border

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You know if you’re going down Mexico way and donning your little bikini, we are going to find you. It’s just part of our prime directive. Must show celebrity sextastic in all its preferably candid glory. Candidly hot such as Jaime Pressly parading around the pool and beach in a couple different bikinis, both showing off her wonderful body and that tightly toned thumper of hers.

It’s hard not to have a crush on Jaime from head to toe. I can imagine a bikini beach vacation being rather run with her around. A couple rum punches, some light shopping, followed by me begging for sex for the next six hours. Persistence is my primary move. Jaime, that booty of yours is simply dream inspiring. Left cheek, right cheek, oh, where to begin my journey into Candyland. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Lindsay Lohan Bikini Boat Makeout Photos


Well, Lindsay Lohan certainly did her best to avoid the long arm of the paparazzi lens, but she wasn’t quite out to sea at her Italian resort far enough to escape the clutches our of visual monitors who snapped her as best they could looking mighty fine in her white bikini and making out with some dude. The last part being less unusual than the first.

Anyhow, keep yourself LiLo informed and check out Lindsay Lohan Bikini Makeout Pictures on a watercraft on WWTDD. It’s sort of like seeing Lindsay through beer goggles, which is kind of sweet. Enjoy.


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Egotastic – Cara Brett Nekkid Hot Yam Supremes in Her Own Backyard

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I’m not sure how we overlooked Cara Brett all these wonderful months and years, but EgoReader ‘James’ sure took note and gave me a good lambasting with a side of tongue-lashing. But the manly kind. Indeed, I find it hard to believe I ever missed Cara Brett and her stellar sized funbags. Right there under my nose. I shall do a few Hail Mary’s as penance.

Cara definitely seems quite well equipped to maintain the eyeballs of leering men and Sapphic leaning women. Just seeing her strip out of her swimsuit in her yard makes me believe Cara would be a super fun neighbor. You know, the one you invite over to watch The Oscars a week after the Oscars were on TV then pretend you didn’t realize your mistake. Anything to see Cara in a low cut slinky dress ready for some champagne. Not that I suggest you follow this specific move as it can result in black eye syndrome. But girls like Cara do inspire so much mischief in men. Enjoy.


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Egotastic – Anais Zanotti Blue Bikini Booty to Die For In Miami

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Anais Zanotti is putting on a display this bikini season in Miami that has to put her wicked hot bottom and all over bikini body goodness right near the top of any Zagat list reviewing hot tasty thumper along South Beach.

Anais chose a turquoise blue today to tease and taunt and preen and promenade in all kinds of hot bendy positions on the beach. Blue certainly worked for me, as well as the appropriate hue descriptor for a certain part of the sensitive anatomy after ogling Anais in her bikini for too long. She really is a French transplanted treasure on our shores.We ought give her an award of some kind. Perhaps some kind of merit badge that sticks to freshly waxed areas of the body. I’ll pin it on gently. Oh, Anais, you’re making my quite crazy. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Tosca Dekker Completely Nekkid and Other Fine Things to Ogle


Tosca Dekker nekkid photo shoot gets wet and wild (Drunken Stepfather)

Kacie McDonnell‘s sexiest shots yet (TMZ)

Maria Sharapova‘s bikini bod has us wanting to play with our racquet (Hollywood Tuna)

Kaley Cuoco and her boobtastic friends flaunt their hotness (Starpulse)

Paris Hilton‘s beach body is certainly one of the best (FOX)

Rebecca Romijn reveals some bare booty (The Superficial)

Iggy Azalea backs that juicy behind up (WWTDD)


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Egotastic – Selena Gomez Nipple Slip, Bella Thorne Bikini, McKayla Maroney Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Selena Gomez Nipple Slip on Instagram Emily Ratajkowski Cleavy on Instagram Karrueche Tran Bikini Booty on Instagram Crystal Hefner Cleavage on Instagram Anastasia Ashley Booty on Instagram Maria Menounos Bikinis on Instagram Renee Olstead Cleavy on Twitter

Heidi Ho. That was the nickname of the girl I so desperately wanted to date in high school. I got Saxophone Susan instead. Sort of the same, though Susan only blew her own instrument. The point is, you don’t always get what you want in life. Until each Thursday when you come here and get a heaping hearty dose of the hottest pictures celebrities are pimping of themselves on social media. You want that. You need that. And today you shall have it for the relatively bargain price of zero dollars and zero cents. I know, I should be President.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is headed up, chested up, and all around made awesome by Selena Gomez nipple slip in an Instagram pic she can no longer erase, McKayla Maroney bikini top hotness, Bella Thorne making her own bid for summer bikini trophies, the amazing keester of Anastasia Ashley, Emmy Awesome in a bikini, Miley Cyrus covered topless, Sophie Monk down her blouse, and so much more. Don’t be annoying like LeBron and simply choose right here, right now, to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media candids. You love them, or your money back. I done guarantee. Enjoy.



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Egotastic – Emily DiDonato Topless Treats Wicked Hot in Lui Magazine

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The best gifts really are the ones dropped right in your lap completely unexpected. Oh, to have wicked New York Italian hottie Emily DiDonato dropped into my lap. She really is an unexpected delight with a body built to make men suffer. But the good kind of suffering. The kind where you feel obliged to leave a healthy tip.

Emily is featured this month in the ever sweet Lui magazine, France’s top hot celebrity model nekkid magazine. Really a hidden gem of a periodical. And boy have they nailed this month with Emily all hot and bothered and bare boobtastic flashing her stellar moist body. You know I get a little weepy when I see such lust inducing wonderments. I’m man enough to admit I’m currently sobbing like a baby. It feels good to share. Enjoy.



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