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Egotastic – Jordan Carver Covered Topless as ‘Tina Armstrong’ to Celebrate the Release of DOA5

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It’s really not possible to tell you how much fun we had meeting, greeting, and shooting Jordan Carver in our tribute to the upcoming video game release of DOA5. It was like everything I always imagined it would be like to spend the day with a half-nekkid German hottie bending and preening and cosplaying for the cameras. Of course, Jordan did drop kick me in my bobos, but I deserved it.

Plus, all the violence got Jordan in character to portray wrestler-martial artist ‘Tina Armstrong’, the blonde cowgirl from Dead or Alive 5 set to release on Tuesday, September 25. We have a natural affinity for the DOA video game series given their natural affinity for all things sexy, female, and mammarial related.

Check out the Egotastic! exclusive interpretation of Tina Armstrong by way of Jordan Carver and her wicked hot body and beautiful naughtiness. We hope you enjoy.

** Special thanks to both photographer Mateo Ward and to the quite happening and freshly opened A/V Nightclub in Hollywood for hosting our shoot.


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Egotastic – Jordan Carver Gaining English Skills With Cleavy Hosting Hottest of the Hot for Egotastic! (VIDEO)


Make no mistake, Egotastic! is an equal opportunity employer. To host our weekly wrap-up show, Hottest of the Hot, you don’t even need to speak English as a first language. Granted, it does help if you have other job skills to contribute. And Jordan Carver has some skills, oh, trust me, she has some big skills.

Egotastic! got a chance to shoot Jordan Carver exclusively for a photo pictorial you will see, oh, in about a week (and, my god, it crossed a line off my personal bucket list, two actually if you count the fact that I had always want to experience life as a dairy farmer), and we wasted no time in asking Jordan to host our fun time Hottest of the Hot, so we could spend even more time ogling her fine form and to hear her say the word ‘motherf***er was just priceless.

So, check out Hottest of the Hot, or just check out Jordan, counting down the Top 5 most clicked pics of the past week on Egotastic! Enjoy.


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Egotastic – Jordan Carver Plays Cleavetastic Easter Bunny; We Feel Our Chocolate Eggs Melting

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Happy early Good Friday to you. And happy cleavetastic Jordan Carver looking like the hottest Easter Egg hunt mom ever in her vernal photoshoot. Tis the season to be bountiful, and Jordan Carver has at least two cornucopias of solid fecund goodness quite bouncy as she hops about with her holiday treats.

I’m not prepared to call Easter the sexiest holiday on the calendar; even such a thought would have earned me some welts in the rectory area as a child, but when the hot girls start donning their Easter fineries for the special weekend, we here at Egotastic! can’t resist imagining a little Easter Bunny furry cosplay. Yes, Jordan, that is my carrot and it’s damn glad to meet you. Enjoy.



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